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I just found an unopened box of toothpaste in my purse.

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:35:28 -0700

From the looks of the crushed corners and worn down label, it’s been in there for a while. Finding it sort of felt like when you reach into your pocket and accidentally pull out an old five dollar bill that’s been through the spin cycle. I know it’s my own toothpaste that I paid for, but what a wonderfully fresh and surprising gift.

Video

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:52:44 -0700

Photo

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:30:58 -0700

I check these blogs compulsively. They make me want to try...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:27:00 -0700

I check these blogs compulsively. They make me want to try photojournalism.
lovebryan.com/mikebelleme
lovebryan.com/bryan

a thought

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:24:00 -0700

Don’t the olympics seem kind of sketchy? Like a worldwide conspiracy? Maybe?

Last night I watched some gymnastics and swimming and then a few hours later woke up in the worst pain I’ve ever been in. I honestly thought my appendix burst. The pain made me sick so I spent most of the night in the bathroom waiting to throw up but then I either blacked out or fell back asleep and woke up in the morning still on the bathroom floor. It’s not that I’m saying watching the olympics caused my terrible night, but, you know.

p.s. I’m totally fine now. Dreamed about an adventure park hybrid of Swiss Family Robinson and Hogwarts.

"What? South America doesn’t have computers."

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:46:13 -0700

“What? South America doesn’t have computers.”

- Gorba

me: you're so useless.

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:50:00 -0700

me: you're so useless.
britt: I have a mustache right now.

Possible short film premise that Cameron and I came up with yesterday: There’s a bumbling...

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:46:00 -0700

Possible short film premise that Cameron and I came up with yesterday:

There’s a bumbling doctor fresh out of medical school and he’s thrown immediately into delivering a baby, his first real one ever. He’s frantic and can’t believe his eyes; he never imagined that the gift of life could be so horrific. We haven’t gone into detail about the actual plot, really I don’t think either of us cares how the whole thing turns out. We did come up with things we thought would be funny to hear a young doctor shout during delivery:

WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE TEXTBOOK
DID YOU JUST SHIT? OH MY GOD…
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DANCER

Anyone want to see David Sedaris do a reading in October? I really don’t want to go alone but...

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:36:00 -0700

Anyone want to see David Sedaris do a reading in October? I really don’t want to go alone but I will if I have to.

edit: nevermind. I bought a lone ticket because I didn’t think I could count on you fools. You suckas. You foolish suckas.

buttons are a perfect addition to anything. Falcor and buttons.

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:30:39 -0700

buttons are a perfect addition to anything. Falcor and buttons.

Gorba: have you ever seen a commercial for a purse that holds two water bottles and has a pocket for everything and is fashionable?

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:09:00 -0700

Gorba: have you ever seen a commercial for a purse that holds two water bottles and has a pocket for everything and is fashionable?
Me: ...you mean any purse?

"It’s the perfect plan: bomb the internet."

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:07:00 -0700

“It’s the perfect plan: bomb the internet.”

- Gorba + marijuana

"I could’ve sworn there was a nipple there…"

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:33:00 -0700

“I could’ve sworn there was a nipple there…”

- Brittney

unusual high school essay metaphors

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:20:00 -0700

unusual high school essay metaphors:

“5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.”

I lost it while reading this one, but honestly they’re all so good. I wish I had been this clever/dense in high school.

"Brad Pitt’s hair is amazing. Great movie."

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:33:42 -0700

“Brad Pitt’s hair is amazing. Great movie.”

- A Hulu reviewer whose opinion I trust.

It’s all for you Damien Gorba.

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:30:00 -0700

It’s all for you ~~Damien~~ Gorba.

I’m officially allowing this* spider to continue living on...

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:28:00 -0700

I’m officially allowing this* spider to continue living on my window sill. As long as he can recognize everything beyond the sill ledge as off limits, I think we might work out pretty well. Also look how cool his face is. So cool. (photo via flickr)

*spider pictured is not the actual spider living on my window sill. but they look the same so it isn’t really an issue.

God was totally on his game tonight. Most clouds only dream of...

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:14:38 -0700

God was totally on his game tonight. Most clouds only dream of being this delightfully fluffy.

In traffic just now the woman in the car next to me opened her door and threw up all over the place....

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:09:00 -0700

In traffic just now the woman in the car next to me opened her door and threw up all over the place. Did you catch that pre-storm sunset? Epically beautiful.

This is how summer should have gone. (via flickr)

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:42:00 -0700

This is how summer should have gone. (via flickr)