I’m not saying I’m calling for the assassination of Stella, but it’s not out of the question.
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I don’t know if I want to live in a world where the above is not only considered acceptable cocktail party attire but actually praised. Up is down, left is right, day is night. What are you doing, Project Runway?
I loved this kid. He touched my lens and I didn’t even wish him aborted. Something’s different about me.
- 320: Brittney begins writing on a note card. It starts with "I love zany ziti."
- 325: Still writing. The note card is getting crowded.
- 330: Brittney asks me how to spell hepatitis. Continues writing.
- 335: TBA
- Cameron: Ugh, ew, my mouth just touched my sock.
- Me: Your sock?
- Cameron: Yeah.
- Me: Explain what's going on?
- Cameron: No.
Before.
After. This morning I caught my mom editing her pictures from Maine in photoshop. My mom! Using photoshop! Clone and selection tools! She’s a fifty-nine-year-old prodigy. I just wish she could remember how to check her voicemail.
If you couldn’t speak the language of the country you were in, don’t you think you’d develop a really keen sense of non verbal communication? If you were a nine-year-old in a wedding and the photographer was very clearly expressing that she wanted you to turn your fucking head don’t you think you could figure that out? Don’t mind me while I’m angry with all foreigners for the next week or two.
Herp prease. I can’t sleep.
My life is a lie! Somebody’s gotta get stabbed!
“ In Dubai, a single ticket costs three islands. There are no soda refills.
More Dark Knight hype.
What kind of right-minded Phoenix resident plans an outdoor wedding for mid-July? I guess it is cloudy today and under 110, but still. Of all the times to plan a wedding in this city, July? I can’t trust these people.
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did you get addicted to crack? Did somebody get addicted to crack?”
Oh, did The Dark Knight open today?